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This wiki is no longer a wiki against the Elftown Guards. This wiki supports the Elftown Guards!






This page serves as an example for anyone trying to "overthrow" the Elftown Guards. You can't win so why bother?



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2005-04-01 [Ihsahn]: [G:/enesis~] i suggest you read What is an asshole? you are in violation of it

2005-04-01 [djxmonster]: lol... thats very interesting he-kun

2005-04-01 [G:/enesis~]: well the spies that work for us are our agents, but i guess you dont know about them either.. lol

2005-04-01 [Kyo-kun]: he said hi x

2005-04-01 [djxmonster]: :D SBS I agree

2005-04-01 [Ihsahn]: your spies can not do anything though

2005-04-01 [Leara]: Oh no! I'm so scared! I'm sure they can really harm us so much. >.>

2005-04-01 [Ihsahn]: its the socialist party all over again

2005-04-01 [Kyo-kun]: *Z Z Z snort Z Z Z Z*

2005-04-01 [djxmonster]: hehe

2005-04-01 [Ihsahn]: o.O

2005-04-01 [Kyo-kun]: i can sleep through anything but ryo said i was a zombie so maybe thats why

2005-04-01 [G:/enesis~]: lol well ok im sorry for calling you a twit.. there another fine example of them abuseing their power.. but anyways back to the point, imagine a group of kids who had no life, and decided that they were sick of the elftown guards, and other agents fracken with them, so they decided to make a counterforce, and took the big fracken test to become guards, and inspectors..etc.. well after they got in, they decided to get into positions of power..observeing how elftown works

2005-04-01 [Ihsahn]: hm who knows

2005-04-01 [Jay Ladlehaus]: I'm just a regular joe, with a regular job/I'm your average white suburbanite slob/I like football and porno and books about war/I got an average house with a nice hardwood floor/My wife, my kids, my job, and my car/My feet on the table and Cuban cigar


But sometimes that just ain't enough to keep a guy like me interested/Sometime I go and have fun at someone else's expense.

2005-04-01 [djxmonster]: sounds like a bad Vin Diesel movie....

2005-04-01 [djxmonster]: BSS- Great song!

2005-04-01 [G:/enesis~]: and planning on how to hack it, and hi jack it for 24 hours before they could get the server back. and it got out to the wrong people..and those people told the patrollers and guards..because they realized that if elftown gets hijacked, and destroyed in that 24 hours, not only are the guards and patrollers getting screwed over, but the members also..

2005-04-01 [Kyo-kun]: BSS said it all

2005-04-01 [Ihsahn]: Elftown is not a democracy never has been

2005-04-01 [Jay Ladlehaus]: I like to park in handicapped spaces/when handicapped people/make handicapped faces/I'm an asshole x 5 I'm the world's biggest asshole

2005-04-01 [Ihsahn]: [G:/enesis~] is that a threat?

2005-04-01 [G:/enesis~]: wouldnt that make a crappy story?

2005-04-01 [djxmonster]: I'm an asshoooollllleeeeeeooooleeeeeeoooolleeeeeooooo!

2005-04-01 [Jay Ladlehaus]: SBS is correct. This is a benevolent dictatorship.

2005-04-01 [G:/enesis~]: lol no, im just a person confused, and trapped right in the fracken middle, hopeing it wont happen, and the five people that told me it, were bs'ing me..

2005-04-01 [Jay Ladlehaus]: A-S-S-H-O-L-E, EVERYBODY, A-S-S-H-O-L-E *barking sounds*

2005-04-01 [Kyo-kun]: we r all asshole in some way

2005-04-01 [Jay Ladlehaus]: Dude, either say fuck, f###, or use alternate word.

2005-04-01 [Ihsahn]: you wouldn't be able to hack Elftown anyhow lol

2005-04-01 [Leara]: HAHHAHAA. Excuse me as I laugh my ass off. If anyone ever did hack ET, I know PLENTLY of hackers that could easily take it back. I'm from a small place, we have loads of hackers since they have nothing else to do. I know guys that could kill all the lights on half the province. I highly doubt anyone's worried about hackers.

2005-04-01 [G:/enesis~]: well sorry if im the only one worried about it! lol

2005-04-01 [Ihsahn]: not really

2005-04-01 [Kyo-kun]: who would want to hack into elftown anyway

2005-04-01 [Ihsahn]: some bored kid

2005-04-01 [Jay Ladlehaus]: I was under the impression that most hackers were curious and/or cheap, not malevolent.

2005-04-01 [G:/enesis~]: like five people that have no life, and have no reason to do it i guess.

2005-04-01 [Leara]: Idiots that for one idiotic reason or another have a problem with the guards, usually because of thier own stupidity.

2005-04-01 [Kyo-kun]: well they need to do what i do when i'm bored and that is *Z Z Z SNORT Z Z Z Z*

2005-04-01 [G:/enesis~]: you dont get it, they are guards, from what they tell me, and from what i can tell one is, because he had the badge, and stuff.

2005-04-01 [Ihsahn]: guards can not hack either

2005-04-01 [Leara]: Rephrase what you say, none of it even makes any sense, it's not coherent.

2005-04-01 [Ihsahn]: it actually doesn't

2005-04-01 [Kyo-kun]: see you people later don't tear eachothers heads off

2005-04-01 [Ihsahn]: ah no worries

2005-04-01 [G:/enesis~]: i give up, were doomed if this is true!

2005-04-01 [Ihsahn]: its not

2005-04-01 [Ashoka Virlym]: ummm he-kun001. [Ronan Callaghan] would like to join

2005-04-01 [Donate to Elftown!]: there... hes a member... not too hard to do... just check th member page

2005-04-01 [Ihsahn]: indeed

2005-04-01 [hanhepi]: thank you BSS for the musical interlude. lol. great song. gotta love dennis leary. :)

2005-04-01 [hanhepi]: somehow Olwe, i doubt they were really guards.

2005-04-01 [Ihsahn]: hes obviously gullable

2005-04-01 [hanhepi]: yeah. lol, chances are that "badge" he said the one had was in the description box instead of the badge section. lolol.

2005-04-01 [Ihsahn]: yes i bet so and its not even the real badge

2005-04-01 [Amerthyst]: omg,,you people have no idea.. seems noones clued in yet *falls over in giggles*

2005-04-01 [Amerthyst]: omg,,you people have no idea.. seems noones clued in yet

2005-04-01 [Ihsahn]: you just repeated yourself

2005-04-01 [Jay Ladlehaus]: nah-ah. There's an echo in here.

2005-04-01 [Amerthyst]: ops. my explorers lagging o.O sorry bout that

2005-04-01 [Jay Ladlehaus]: nah-ah. There's an echo in here.

2005-04-01 [Kyo-kun]:

echo

echo

echo

echo echo

2005-04-01 [Jay Ladlehaus]: That's a big echo. Are those little echo turds underneath?

2005-04-01 [Kyo-kun]: no its getting farther away

2005-04-02 [Ihsahn]: gah

2005-04-02 [Jay Ladlehaus]: Nah, the big echo is definitely taking a deus.

2005-04-02 [Kyo-kun]: i got my ass kicked on tekken by a girl (computer opponent of course)

2005-04-02 [Ihsahn]: hahahaha

2005-04-02 [G:/enesis~]: just here to remind all members, Operation Fire House is ready to commence.

2005-04-02 [Ihsahn]: what the blazing hell is operation fire house?

2005-04-02 [Kyo-kun]: thats what i would like to know i thought i had to approve everything

2005-04-02 [G:/enesis~]: i said all im aloud to say... goodbye

2005-04-02 [Ihsahn]: hm some one is watching to much tv...........

2005-04-02 [Kyo-kun]: yeah he is also getting deleted for this wiki

2005-04-02 [Ihsahn]: meh hes not being bright they think they can become one of the guards? lol

2005-04-02 [Kyo-kun]: i wonder if he thinks this is really a military thing

2005-04-02 [G:/enesis~]: lol you cant delete me from this wiki..I OWN THIS WIKI!!!!! no j/k but im not a member here, im a merc.

2005-04-02 [G:/enesis~]: and i was just fracken with you guys the whole time, i dont really hate guards, or patrollers, i was just bored, and wanted to argue with you guys.

2005-04-02 [Kyo-kun]: then how come i just deleted you ^_^

2005-04-02 [Ihsahn]: weirdo

2005-04-02 [G:/enesis~]: I have no clue, i never signed anything to become a member, so you must be BS'ing me.

2005-04-02 [Kyo-kun]: go look where it has deleted and then go back a version and your name will be there

2005-04-02 [Kyo-kun]: go look where it has deleted and then go back a version and your name will be there

2005-04-02 [Kyo-kun]: hey i have an echo

2005-04-02 [Ihsahn]: eh?

2005-04-02 [Kyo-kun]: OC is being a dumb ass

2005-04-02 [Ihsahn]: meh it matters not

2005-04-02 [Kyo-kun]: stop talking in riddles your making me dizzy hey can i call you yoda ^_^

2005-04-02 [Ihsahn]: call me Yoda if you must

2005-04-02 [Kyo-kun]: that i will

2005-04-02 [Ihsahn]: pleases you, it does, i think

2005-04-02 [G:/enesis~]: I have no clue, i never signed anything to become a member, so you must be BS'ing me.

2005-04-02 [Kyo-kun]: no i'm not bull shiting u (why r people so afraid to cuss)

2005-04-02 [G:/enesis~]: because some believe the guards will try anything to get rid of us. well anyways, if you did, thanks, because i didnt sign up, so some one alse must have.

2005-04-02 [Nekko fox]:

I AM GREAT! LA LA LA! YAY! YAY YAY YAY!!

2005-04-02 [Kyo-kun]:

YES YOU ARE

who are you

2005-04-02 [SorryGoodbyeGirl]: Nekko! >< Out or...or no girlfriend..O.o

2005-04-02 [Kyo-kun]: what?

2005-04-02 [SorryGoodbyeGirl]: Eh..long story..he's a friend of mine..=.=

2005-04-02 [G:/enesis~]: all your base are belong to us.

2005-04-02 [Kyo-kun]: what

2005-04-02 [Nekko fox]: I have a Girlfriewnd and she loves me dearly! ^^ And I love her doubly so! Besides, I joined! ^^ -Does happy shuffling dance-

2005-04-02 [SorryGoodbyeGirl]: *grabs Nekko* I'll hunt her down (somehow) and kill her..now leave..

2005-04-02 [Nekko fox]: -Growls and shadows out of his grasp- If you touch her, I will seriously hunt you down and rip you intestines out of your throat after shoving a jar full of insects into your mouth....I love her that much.....

2005-04-02 [Kyo-kun]: just don't get any blood on this wiki its not mine anymore but it looks good

2005-04-02 [SorryGoodbyeGirl]: ......*leans close to him* Shut up..

2005-04-02 [Kyo-kun]:

am i being to loud

2005-04-02 [Nekko fox]: -Growls quietly and refuses to do so- And no he-kun001, you are not being too loud! ..........

BE LOUDER STILL!

2005-04-02 [SorryGoodbyeGirl]: Fine fine.

2005-04-02 [Nekko fox]: That's better. NEVER threaten her....I will take offense....

2005-04-02 [SorryGoodbyeGirl]: ..Shut up..

2005-04-02 [Nekko fox]: I'll kill you....IF you touch her.

2005-04-02 [Broken Saints]: It looked good until the giant text showed up lol

2005-04-02 [Nekko fox]: -Meows complacently-

2005-04-02 [SorryGoodbyeGirl]: *throws a spork at Nekko and leaves* Bitch..¬¬

2005-04-02 [Ashoka Virlym]: -walks in-

2005-04-02 [Nekko fox]: -Takes spork and dashes after Kiba, stabbing him neatly in the back of the thigh, then happily frolics back to the others-

2005-04-02 [Broken Saints]: Hmm, interesting.... lol

2005-04-02 [Nekko fox]: What? I don't like it when people insult my beloved....Blood shall be shed...

2005-04-02 [Broken Saints]: *yawn*

2005-04-02 [Broken Saints]: If you've ever seen the Matrix, you can concider me Agent Smith of Elftown.

2005-04-02 [Nekko fox]: 'Mr. Anderson!'.....'My Name is Neo....'

2005-04-03 [Broken Saints]: Lol dont make me use my code on you! 6616871648643186431864674676873180064084086448640640684064486 BAM!

2005-04-03 [Nekko fox]: AAAAAAAAA! DIGITIZED CODE IN RANDOMIZED SEGMENTS! Fine then, I command you to find the answer to the square root of PI to the nearest 7,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 decimal point before you attack me again!

2005-04-03 [Broken Saints]: Pi in infinite, it can not be computed. only human...

2005-04-03 [Nekko fox]: HA! But I know that you are human...Care for me to state my reasons behind this explanation? -Sits down, his foxtail swinging complacently-

2005-04-03 [Broken Saints]: *Sits with with wolf tail around my waist* I prefer lycan (spelling?)

2005-04-03 [Nekko fox]: lycan? Oro?

2005-04-03 [Ihsahn]: right

2005-04-03 [Broken Saints]: werewolf lol

2005-04-03 [Nekko fox]: Lycan. What beith this odd construct of which you speak?

2005-04-03 [Broken Saints]: I am but a simple creature, you must explain things slowly. lol

2005-04-03 [Nekko fox]: -Pads over to him and sits down in front of him holding a box of flashcards-

2005-04-03 [Broken Saints]: lmao thats a good one lol. *points to wolf, and then to human. Then rips the two in half and las the top top over the human bottum.* Lycan

2005-04-03 [Ihsahn]: you guys might be having a new hater coming in, she hates me a alot :D

2005-04-03 [Broken Saints]: Lol i figured I would have like 6 in here, but I guess they don't know about this place lol

2005-04-03 [Ihsahn]: i am about to show er :D

2005-04-03 [Nekko fox]: -Looks at human, then at wolf pictures-............(Quizzical stare, then comprehension dawns) You pee on trees!

2005-04-03 [Ihsahn]: indeed

2005-04-03 [Nekko fox]: -Looks over to Satan's progeny- Can I help you with something?

2005-04-03 [Ihsahn]: you yourself no,

2005-04-03 [Broken Saints]: Yes, umm I pee on trees. Most male animals do, lol.

2005-04-03 [Nekko fox]: -Meows complacently-

2005-04-03 [Ihsahn]: o well, she doesn't hate me anymore

2005-04-03 [Nekko fox]: OH! YOu mean LICHEN!

2005-04-03 [Broken Saints]: Lol memories come and go and oftern leave us behind.... and then I forgot what I was talking about...

2005-04-03 [Ihsahn]: i have no idea what ur talking about

2005-04-03 [Nekko fox]: I've had that happen....Wait, no I didn't....-A look of deep curiousity and pensiveness utterly fails to cross his face-

2005-04-03 [Broken Saints]: It was a joke, about my memory leaving me... because people forget things lol

2005-04-03 [Ihsahn]: hmmmmmmmmm

2005-04-03 [Nekko fox]: I'm out of my mind....It's true! My mind is cold, dark, and scary! You wouldn't want to be there either!

2005-04-03 [Ihsahn]: *coughs* attention seeker*coughs* sorry to hear that

2005-04-03 [Broken Saints]: speaking of scary lol j/k :)

2005-04-03 [Nekko fox]: -Throughs a bag of muffins at him- Oh, be silent! Your mind looks like a koala crapped a rainbow in your brain! You know what I speak is true!

2005-04-03 [Ihsahn]: some one rollplays to much get your ass out of the clouds

2005-04-03 [Broken Saints]: Question one, how does a koala crap a rainbow? Question two, how did you get in my brain? Question 3, for what reason would you be in a brain full of koala crap

2005-04-03 [Ihsahn]: i was wondering the same thing

2005-04-03 [SorryGoodbyeGirl]: Because the brain is crap..

2005-04-03 [Ihsahn]: this wiki never makes sense

2005-04-03 [Broken Saints]: Nope, its better than filling out reports lol

2005-04-03 [Ihsahn]: its stranger

2005-04-03 [SorryGoodbyeGirl]: *wave*

2005-04-03 [Ihsahn]: right...............

2005-04-03 [SorryGoodbyeGirl]: I bought a book on Mangas and it's got porn in it..

2005-04-03 [Ihsahn]: no wonder. you gys read to much manga

2005-04-03 [BloodyRedRose]: interesting

2005-04-03 [BloodyRedRose]: lol

2005-04-03 [Ihsahn]: indeed

2005-04-03 [SorryGoodbyeGirl]: ...Maybe..

2005-04-03 [Ihsahn]: hehehe i am bored

2005-04-03 [Nekko fox]: Heh heh heh! Manga! Porn manga? That;s not manga! That's called....umm....Hm....Hentai! That's it. Meow?

2005-04-03 [Ihsahn]: some one has been smoking to mcuh

2005-04-03 [Broken Saints]: So how did we get from 'Im bored" to anime porn?

2005-04-03 [SorryGoodbyeGirl]: No, that's my brother..

2005-04-03 [BloodyRedRose]: teehee

2005-04-03 [Ihsahn]: i have no idea

2005-04-03 [Broken Saints]: Well, I have to say... this is the only wiki that doesn't stick with its topic lol

2005-04-03 [Nekko fox]: Hey, what about God? What if he REALLY IS A CHICKEN?!?!? Those of us who had chicken ever are seriously screwed.

2005-04-03 [Ihsahn]: what if i really had a shotgun to my head right now?

2005-04-03 [Nekko fox]: Then I would laugh hysterically, point at you, and tell you that I put a bean bag in the barrels.

2005-04-03 [Ihsahn]: gthat would hurt

2005-04-03 [Broken Saints]: Hmm bean bags are fun. lol

2005-04-03 [Ihsahn]: but iif they are sot they hurt

2005-04-03 [Broken Saints]: Oh yeah, they hurt like hell. But its the best way to shoot a gun at someone, unless you wanna play Paintball... I did that, :( should have gone to bean bags :'O

2005-04-03 [Ihsahn]: painballing is funner

2005-04-03 [Broken Saints]: More fun ^_^

2005-04-03 [Ihsahn]: close enough

2005-04-03 [BloodyRedRose]: hey looky its...changed...big time..

2005-04-03 [Nekko fox]:

^_^

2005-04-03 [BloodyRedRose]: wowieZ

2005-04-03 [Nekko fox]: Hai!

2005-04-03 [Kyo-kun]: I had nothing to do with it *wink wink*

2005-04-03 [BloodyRedRose]: i dun believe u

2005-04-03 [Kyo-kun]:

why not

2005-04-03 [BloodyRedRose]: cuz u winked

2005-04-03 [Kyo-kun]: i had something in my eye

2005-04-03 [BloodyRedRose]: liar!

2005-04-03 [SorryGoodbyeGirl]: Ta-dah..I fixed it..

2005-04-03 [BloodyRedRose]: wiiieeerrrddd

2005-04-03 [Nekko fox]: Liar! Speaker of filth and deception! That was most certainly NOT crumb cake!

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